Random thoughts on Twitter

I hear the Russian President has just phoned his Georgian counterpart. Conversation went like this: " YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY PWNED" 05:50 AM August 13, 2008 from web

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." -- Woody Allen 12:01 PM August 15, 2008 from web

I collect stars, but I keep them in the sky because I just don't have the space at home. 07:17 PM August 16, 2008 from web

"Guerrillas from the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) raided several towns in Lanao del Norte province" Well, who's going to tell them?